Tuesday, June 7, 2011

THESE GUYS KNOW

i am switching my internet service provider because they (for the lack of a better word- nope scratch that, this is exactly the word i am looking for) suck major. i found a new ISP and i was going through the agreement and look what i found!




i don't know if you caught that, but apparently if my internet starts sucking major and God has anything to do with it, i (legally) can't get upset. cool. these guys know what's up.


also. i still haven't moved. i'm hungry.


must get food.


must not induce pain in the bottom.


must eat.


must not get up.


ugh. summer...

I NEVER DO THIS


i never do this. 
i have sat in this same spot for the past 14 hours. 
my bum has literally not moved for the entire duration of those 14 hours. 
i slept sitting up/slouching over.

why i am still sitting here? 
because i'm afraid if i get up, it'll start to hurt. real. bad. 

a sleepy bum is no fun.

Monday, June 6, 2011

DAYS LIKE THESE

if you know me, you know that i have a serious love for Apple. there are a few days out of the year that i'll become a recluse and lock the world out of focus. today is one of those days. today is WWDC 11. World Wide Developers Conference 2011.

this is kinda a big deal.

i'd be so bold as to say that this day is just as important as when iPhone was released. why?

because Apple will be unveiling iOS 5, Mac OS X Lion, and iCloud.

with a three hit punch like that, it's TKO for every other tech company competing against us. yes, i can say us. i am a part of Apple. we are going to bury the competition today.

and it all starts in 15 minutes. check back at apple.com at around 1ish to see everything. or if you are impatient, like me, you can tune in to some of the liveblogs going on across the interwebs.

in the mean time, my cookies just finished baking, my glass of milk has been poured, i'm still in my pi's, i'm cuddled up on my bed with my MacBook Pro, iPhone, and iPad in my Apple branded iBlanket. what a party.

oh how i love days like these.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

AS OF LATE

i've been up to some stuff as of late.
and by late i mean, in between now
and the last time that i posted.


i spent the day at lagoon with this girl.



we rode on that ferris wheel twice. here is we.


we had a lot fun, and a lot of fries.

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you know place has good fries, in n out.
i was there like 3 weeks ago and i had two of these.


doesn't that just make your arteries feel so good? mmmmm.
if you want one just ask for a four by five with light lettuce and ketchup only.
that way you just get meat (lots of meat), cheese (lots of cheese), and a little bit of the other stuff, but not so much that it distracts you from the prize (the meat and the cheese).

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i went to this. i love them.



i haven't been in a concert in a long time so it was fun to go.
sorry it is so shaky, i was a bit preoccupied with jumping up and down.

that song is called wildcat.

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i graduated! that's kind of a big deal.



i was really proud of making these.



i made them all by myself. on my iPad. it was really fun.
i haven't really had that many chances to be creative as of late 
(another plug for my post title, booya)
so i had a great time making them.

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speaking of graduation. mountain view did something really cool. 


isn't that impressive? hats off to you guys.

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i also got one of these. the white one.
i love the color white.
when i was obsessed with interior design, i stumbled upon this little guy.

"sometimes the best color is no color at all."

ever since then, white and i have been been pretty close friends.

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i said goodbye to my all time favorite calling.
semco.


doubt not. fear not.

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and the night of graduation we had a senior all nighter.
oh boy was that fun!


hey look, it's Jessie. in a cage. at 3 in the morning.

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it needs no introduction- just a disclaimer.
i don't have rabies.

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and that is what i have been up to as of late!

(i also just realized (like just now) that it is going to be hard to keep signing off with clay all day. as much as i would love to, it is obviously not going to work all of the time. i guess i'll only use it on really cool posts. no offense to you, post that i am posting right now.)

THE FORMER

remember when i said this:



"i feel like this could go one of two ways:


either i will give up after a week or so

or

this could be successful."

the former was correct. well, only partially so. i didn't last more than one post. if i would've lasted more than a week, that be successful. that would be the later. is there a term for that in the blogging world? 

so i failed. i've learned something about failures in my life (i've had quite a few). that is- when you fail, you learn how not to do something. it reminds of this quote that my brother introduced to me, i have no idea who it is by, so i'll give credit to austin.

if you want something that you've never had before,
you'll have to do something that you've never done before.

see, it's kinda like what i said. only the inverse. if i want to be successful at this:

a: i can't give up after each post. i learned that from failing after one post.

b: i have to post. i learned that because it's something that i've never (read: basically never) done before. 

funny how much you can learn from an older brother and a personal failure. so without further a due, and after 2 months, 5 days, 13 hours, and 48 minutes (thank you elapsed time calculator). i am posting again. this post is purely about me posting again. no content. is that lame? i promise i won't do it again. in fact, i'll post again later tonight. because i've got stuff to go to called singles stake meetings. i have to go do things and be clay. all day.